goodr - BFGs - Hellhound Hallucinations

What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don&';t worry. You&';re just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you&';ll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you&';ve always wanted!!! (You&';re welcome, ya big-noggined lug.)Features No Slip: Goodr uses enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: This frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Gradient Lenses: Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows. No Demogorgons: 100% Guarantee* against Demogorgon attacks.