goodr - BFGs - Colossal Squid Confessions

Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it&';s just one of the problems you have when you&';re a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don&';t want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you&';re probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.Features No Slip: Goodr uses enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: This frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Gradient Lenses: Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows. No Demogorgons: 100% Guarantee* against Demogorgon attacks.